Agushi
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![phoneus:
“ abstractbody:
“ gibbon skeleton
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hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully,...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnjts89Y11qd77wwo1_1280.jpg)
gibbon skeleton
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(via dat-soldier)
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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.
(via sirartwork)
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this image for tin vienna bread on wikipedia is fucking killing me.
why did they do that to it
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your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”
you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”
(via mousegirlbutt)
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obsessed with these
i have so many of these. this isnt even a quarter of them
(via dat-soldier)
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8 life-changing movies to watch before i kill you with a hammer
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im sitting here and i eat the hottest shit i can find like fucking ‘assburner 90000 hot pepper fucker’ and I just sweat. but I eat a GOOD bag of hot chips and I get one good mouth full and oof
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