goofmuffin:

dog’s soul has been created in computer chips, scientists say

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pjackk:

pjackk:

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

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scissorsisters:

fangymutt:

fangymutt:

fangymutt:

tentacletherapist:

in puppydog city they have barking lots instead of parking lots

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evilstuff:

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ooppo:

Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain’s wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one’s teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

opendirectories:

hjarta:

hjarta:

gonna be real for a minute. how do you kiss someone for LESS than twenty minutes

anyway

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lesbianjudasiscariot:

i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable

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tf2heritageposts:

tf2heritageposts:

found a god tier sfm, please watch it

if you don’t watch this video right now i’ll sob

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slimegirlwarlock:

lakemojave:

catboybignaturals:

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scratchy-dyke:

predatory-lesbians:

thegreenpea:

lovewithagirl:

darkcomedies:

lakemojave:

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don’t make me spell it out again

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, “PENINS exploion spell”. /end description]

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I’m a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it’s ok

o-ceti:

love this incomprehensible comment on that vid I just reblogged

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ho3hologram:

Not to sound like a slut but can I snuggle into your side, listen to your heartbeat for a bit, and feel your skin on mine?

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metaphoricallyrose:

The thistlesprings

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